Invasion of the Retards

So last week everybody came back to l'Ames and ISU... talk about invasion of the retards. I swear, people have actually managed to get stupider over the summer. Thursday was by far the worst. There were people everywhere, and none of them know where they're going. It was especially annoying because I had places to be and knew where I was going and there were too many people in my way. The students who stay here over the summer know what's going on, but the ones who leave are totally clueless and completely stupid. Most of them should just be shot on the spot.

Later today, I was bored, and was checking out the ISU home page and re-discovered the link to the campus webcams, and found out that they made the one outside the MU a live feed! I was all excited, and I'm watching it, and I think to myself... the people look like little ants. And I keep watching and another thought comes to mind... I wonder if they go squish like little ants. And of course I share all this with Dita, and we come to the conclusion that we're anti-social and people are stupid. I need a t-shirt that says "I see stupid people". I especially need it on the east side of campus. That place is frightening.